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10 Funny Valentine’s Day Wishes and Messages for Him and for Her


These are words that any man, who is in love, can offer to his lover, on Valentine’s day, to let her know the way he truly feels about her. Every man can fully express his wishes and feeling to his lover with beautiful messages.

  1. Smart + Sexy = Smexy. Now bring that fine algebraic variable over here for some real equation solving.
  2. Roses are red. Violets are blue. Wait, no they’re not. They’re violet! Either way, I love you.
  3. A little wink, a little smile, and I’m pretty sure you’ll be mine in a little while. If that doesn’t work, I’m calling Cupid. Happy Valentine’s Day!
  4. Baby, I would be so lost without you. I love you so much. Seriously now, where did you put the GPS?
  5. I put learning Latin dances on my To-Do list this year. What do you say we Tango?
  6. My heart must be really serious or totally confused. It thinks every day is Valentine’s Day because of you.
  7. Excuse me? Do you have a pilot’s license for this plane? Because you just hijacked my heart.
  8. I get the whole Law of Attraction thing, but I’d like your advice on how to use it on you. Happy Valentine’s Day!
  9. If you keep racing through my mind like this, I’ll have to set up a roadblock or call Vin Diesel in for the chase!
  10. How am I supposed to keep my feet on the ground when you keep putting my head in the clouds?
  11. She-lium (Sheelium) – A natural ability bestowed upon the female gender to put men’s heads in the clouds. Yeah, you’ve got it, Sweetheart.
  12. Social media and I have something in common. We can’t say “Like” enough. Did I mention that I like you?
  13. My selfie and your selfie need to get together and make some little selfies. Or would they be called elfies?
  14. Have I told you how much I love you lately? Stay the night and I’ll tell you how much I love you early, too.
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