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Omg! This guy accidentally texts his boss telling her she doesn’t have a ‘d*ck appointment’


Guy fears he’s lost his job after a text chat with his boss

How fear do you use vulgar words in chatting with friends to the extent of mistakenly sending it to a wrong number? Or sending I don’t have ‘dick appointment’ with you to your boss?

No? Well you’re lucky, because after doing just that, a guy named Cory is worrying that he no longer has a job.

Cory, from Joliet, US, received a text from an unknown number which read: ‘I’m making you come at 12 on Friday’.

Obviously, Cory read it as ‘cum’, and decided to respond to the number: ‘First off you’re not making me do sh*t second off I don’t remember scheduling any dick appointments’.

Seconds later, he received a reply explaining it was his boss, Maribel, and that she had a new number.

Ouch. Cory decided to tweet a screenshot of the conversation, which has so far received more than 29,000 retweets and 83,000 likes.

And since, he’s been posting updates of the situation.

In one update, Cory explained that he didn’t respond, and his boss texted him to say: ‘I’ll be giving you a call tomorrow to discuss the terms of your employment with us’.

Which, let’s face it, doesn’t sound good. Cory tells Metro.co.uk that though he doesn’t want to disclose where he works, he hadn’t had his boss’ number stored on his phone because it was new.

His co-worker told him the boss had told everyone, but Cory was ‘kinda late on things so didn’t pick it up’.

Apparently, Cory has yet to speak with his boss – though is meeting with her tomorrow (Friday) to discuss his employment. Obviously, he’s pretty worried.

He tells us: ‘I never spoke to her I’d rather just talk to her in person and see how it goes.